(Disclaimer: This post is to be taken in jest. None of the following cheats are authentic. All cheats have been fabricated purely for entertainment value in the run up to the game’s release)
Play as the Smoke Monster – Open the command console and enter ‘menolikesonarfence’
Play as Jacob – Open the command console and enter ‘helpme’
Play as Vincent – Open the command console and enter ‘imreallythesmokemonster’
Play as the Dharma shark – Open the command console and enter ‘yumsawyermeat’
Play as Mikhail’s cow – Open the command console and enter ‘moooooooo’
Play as Mikhail’s eye patch – Open the command console and enter ‘oneeyetenlives’
Gain 100% love interest with Kate – Open the command console and enter ‘ilikethewildones’
Gain 100% love interest with Juliet – Open the command console and enter ‘ilikethesmartones’
Gain 100% love interest with Claire – Open the command console and enter ‘ilikethecuteones’
Gain 100% love interest with Sun – Open the command console and enter ‘ilikethetakenones’
Gain 100% love interest with Rose – Open the command console and enter ‘ilikethegorgeousones’
Spawn rescue boat – Open the command console and enter ‘Ahoythere’
Spawn rescue helicopter – Open the command console and enter ‘Ahoydownthere’
Spawn St Bernard rescue dog – Open the command console and enter ‘desmondneedsrum’
Teleport to the Black Rock – Open the command console and enter ‘piecesofarzt’
Teleport to the Four-toed Statue – Open the command console and enter ‘footfetish’
Teleport to Room 23 – Open the command console and enter ‘ebeneezergoode’
Teleport to the Temple – Open the command console and enter ‘spoileralert’
Play mini-game: ‘Mango Poker’ – Open the command console and enter ‘putyourmangoswhereyourmouthis’
Play mini-game: ‘I Never’ – Open the command console and enter ‘ineverplayedthisgamebefore’
Play mini-game: ‘Swan Station Donkey Kong’ – Open the command console and enter ‘imlikethisclose’
Feel free to create and post your own bogus cheats. Be creative, and help to pass the time until game release!
